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John Mordire Computer Login

Quick “computer login screen” made for the film Conflict of Interest. We needed computer inserts of the main character Stan breaking into a computer. The easiest way was a simple, quick HTML walk-through.

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Note the background is huge – as it was meant to be viewed full screen.




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The Curious Case of Katie Douglas

I just finished directing my first feature film. The movie’s called Conflict of Interest and for a self-professed political junkie like myself, it was right up my alley.

Katie Douglas

The film was initially the brain-child of David Cuddy, owner of Ranch Studios in Kyle, Texas, a place where filmmakers can go, work, foster their ideas by utilizing the numerous set-houses by day and the hot-tubs (6ft deep) for relaxation at night. Elements that can help inspire some seriously creative ideas.

David brought me onto the project to help fill in some of the gaps and the organic process of creation spurned the Case of Katie Douglas.

What’s in a Name

Katie Douglas (Danielle Rene) was previously named Katie Combs, a name that caused me much chagrin due to it’s similarity to the name Katie Holmes. Within the course of the film, Katie witnesses a major crime and serves as the sole witness to the incident. The only one that took time to pay attention instead of just taking information at face value. But this brings her to the attention of some heavy people, in particular crooked Senator John Mordire (Michael Madsen).

Originally she was handled a little haphazardly. I nearly made the same mistake, but realized that an integral scene with her needed to be rethought. As often happens, the best things lie in the execution and not in the conception. Once the scene was shot, it was clear that its emotion resonance and significance were much stronger.

As a result, other planned scenes were modified to match the gravity of the reborn Katie Douglas scene, creating a strong seeming sub-plot which directly changes everything. One can sit down, plan out, think they know the ultimate outcome of a situation, but once the collaborative process of film starts to work its magic, greater things are born.

Only in filmmaking is it okay for artists to so heavily rely on each other in a primordial bath of ideas.




Mombaire: The Extortion Continues

Senator John Mordire continues to be the only person standing up for the United States in its continuing battle against the African nation of Mombaire. President Thabo Rohamba, the recently “elected” leader of the country, is going out of his way to extort every dollar he can from the American people. Regardless of the damage it does to our great nation.

Think about this: every single item you own that has a chrome finish is probably owes its reflective glory to the nation of Mombaire. How many objects are in your home? Me…I’ve got probably 30+ items that have something chrome on them. My iPhone included – so when President Rohamba feels it’s a good time raise the prices of chromium, that means there are things that I buy, that EVERY American buys, that will be affected.

Extortion kills the Automotive Industry

What’s most damaged is the American Automotive industry. Cars, trucks, motorcycles, hell, even some ATVs, have a significant amount of chrome covering their surfaces. Hubcabs, wheels, bumpers, buttons on the inside of dashboards, logos, insignias. If you raise the price of chromium, then you’re raising the price of American cars, and I think we can all agree cars are far too expensive as it is.

This sort of thing has to stop. John Mordire is doing his best to force the United Nations General Assembly to label Mombaire as a rogue nation. Their democracy is a complete scam and their morals? Well, I think we can all agree their morals are far from altruistic. Rohamba is a greedy pig and he needs to be taken out of power.

There’s no other choice.